I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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