Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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