wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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