real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I feel like abortions should bother me more
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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