I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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