As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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