I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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