Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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