people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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