you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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