Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
sarcasm needs its own font
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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