He asked to "fluff my boner.."
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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