My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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