Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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