the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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