i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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