she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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