idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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