you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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