my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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