Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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