fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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