Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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