he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Randomize
