They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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