ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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