It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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