ugly people sure do ruin things
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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