i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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