I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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