we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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