I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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