Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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