Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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