using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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