yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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