Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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