I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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