It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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