all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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