white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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