If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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