Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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