A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I think scott just propositioned me for sex
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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