Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Randomize
