Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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