Porn is love you can see.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Randomize
