wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize