went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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