They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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