We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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