I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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