Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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