I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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