biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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