I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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