I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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